A Basket of Gems by J.John & Mark Stibbe

A lively and often hilarious compilation of sayings, stories and one-liners from the famous, the infamous and the completely anonymous. The material is arranged alphabetically by theme, and embellished with Darren Harvey-Regan's wonderful and wacky cartoons. CHRISTIAN BOYS' CHAT-UP LINES 1. "Nice Bible." 2. "Is this pew taken?" 3. "I just don't feel called to celibacy." 4. "For you I would slay two Goliaths" 5. "I would go through more than the Book of Job for you"...6. "Shall we tithe?" 7. "At points in my life I have been referred to as Samson" 8. "The Bible says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'. So how about dinner?" 9. "I didn't believe in predestination until tonight." 10. "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you."